im bored..
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im bored..
Was working today in berry creek ca (above oroville) and the house i was working at was winterized so i cant use the toilets etc.. Well either the midnight gas station burrito i powered down with a snickers for dinner or the cold burger king breakfast sandwich i had on the way to work decided to turn against me .
I hastily review my options in my head..
a. screw it use the toilet fully knowing ill have to go grab my air compressor / rv anti freeze / and 4 gallons of water thats a hour and a half away, and will end up costing my $70 dollars and wasted time at work...
b. go out back dig a hole...
c. screw it you carry extra pants anyways and see how long you can last you pansy
d. Drive to the only place i know of 12 miles or so it just happens to be a bar / grill.
Ok im not wasting 3 hours and spending some coin so option A. is gone. Option B has a lot going for it, but then i remember just 2 days earlier being caught by the neighbor micturateing at this very house...hmm no option B wasent going to work this time. Option C well its not really a option is it? So option D it is.
On my way to the bar, i realize my public bathroom phobia is going into over drive, so i see a seedy gas station but drive right on by.. if i have to use a public restroom i may as well get a beer to help the pain. 5 miles later... im praying for a seedy gas station bathroom. 1 mile later im trying to see if theres any forest breaks between property lines i can sneak into. I give up and pull of the side of the road grab my paper towels and head into a thicket, ahhh sweet relief. Then i hear 2 female voice, talking 25 30 yards away, shit im thinking but screw it i cant see them they cant see me hopefully. Then i hear one of them say OoooOO look at that dog... double shit!! why o why did i let my dog out of the truck! "Its so cute, come here" and of course he ran over to them.
so....
option A call out for the dog and stay put
b. wait it out see what happens and hurry...
so im hurrying along and her them petting / talking about my dog.. "maybe hes lost.. i bet hes some ones on the trail ... and blah ... blah.."
option 2 pans out nicely and buys me enough time, i walk down and see my dog in a dirt parking lot with 2 girls standing between there car and a restroom . I come to find out its a trail head for bold mt, i figure ehh my dog could use a run.... so that how you become blessed to see these amazing iphone3 camera images [-o<
and yes on the way back to my truck i dug a hole with sticks and buried my creation.
I hastily review my options in my head..
a. screw it use the toilet fully knowing ill have to go grab my air compressor / rv anti freeze / and 4 gallons of water thats a hour and a half away, and will end up costing my $70 dollars and wasted time at work...
b. go out back dig a hole...
c. screw it you carry extra pants anyways and see how long you can last you pansy
d. Drive to the only place i know of 12 miles or so it just happens to be a bar / grill.
Ok im not wasting 3 hours and spending some coin so option A. is gone. Option B has a lot going for it, but then i remember just 2 days earlier being caught by the neighbor micturateing at this very house...hmm no option B wasent going to work this time. Option C well its not really a option is it? So option D it is.
On my way to the bar, i realize my public bathroom phobia is going into over drive, so i see a seedy gas station but drive right on by.. if i have to use a public restroom i may as well get a beer to help the pain. 5 miles later... im praying for a seedy gas station bathroom. 1 mile later im trying to see if theres any forest breaks between property lines i can sneak into. I give up and pull of the side of the road grab my paper towels and head into a thicket, ahhh sweet relief. Then i hear 2 female voice, talking 25 30 yards away, shit im thinking but screw it i cant see them they cant see me hopefully. Then i hear one of them say OoooOO look at that dog... double shit!! why o why did i let my dog out of the truck! "Its so cute, come here" and of course he ran over to them.
so....
option A call out for the dog and stay put
b. wait it out see what happens and hurry...
so im hurrying along and her them petting / talking about my dog.. "maybe hes lost.. i bet hes some ones on the trail ... and blah ... blah.."
option 2 pans out nicely and buys me enough time, i walk down and see my dog in a dirt parking lot with 2 girls standing between there car and a restroom . I come to find out its a trail head for bold mt, i figure ehh my dog could use a run.... so that how you become blessed to see these amazing iphone3 camera images [-o<
and yes on the way back to my truck i dug a hole with sticks and buried my creation.
09 can-am renegade
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Love the story Brian.
One thing would have made it the best ever though........."I got one of the girls numbers and we're going out this Saturday!"
One thing would have made it the best ever though........."I got one of the girls numbers and we're going out this Saturday!"
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I'd say helluva dog - he decoyed the gals quite successfully!
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That is freaking priceless.
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LOL what a way to start the week thanks Brian. so when the date?
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nice job on the story, I lived up that way about 20 years ago. Looks like Bald rock off of bald rock rd. I have made a few mad runs into the bushes in my time.
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